Voice Test: Canon mates and spoilers version

[finefuckery]

[ There is suddenly a knife at your throat, and a broad, firm body at your back. Whatever's back there reeks of sweat and blood and booze. The knife presses against the skin of your neck. Not hard enough to draw blood, not yet. ]


Hullo there. No screaming, if you please.

Comments

[finefuckery]

Good for you.

[eyediot]

No need to be rude, Ed.

[finefuckery]

[ Oh bad move, he springs back into action to grab at Jonathan's throat and pin him to a wall ]

That's Blackbeard to you, dog.

[eyediot]

[IT KEEPS HAPPENING SO MUCH.]

R-right. Of course. Blackbeard.

[Is it like.................................. your roleplay name or ]

[finefuckery]

[ He holds him there a long moment, and considers maybe taking off an ear? or a thumb? Just something to drive the point home. On the other hand, this poor fuck certainly looks like someone's taken bits of him before. Maybe it's not so necessary.

He lets the Archivist go. ]

You'll do well to remember that.

[eyediot]

[Mm yep gonna cough and hack for a second, rubs at his throat.]

Right.

[Phew.]

So.. The real Blackbeard.

[finefuckery]

In the flesh.