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Edward Teach ([personal profile] finefuckery) wrote2022-04-02 07:11 pm

Voice Test: no spoilers

[ There is a man in your bedroom! Or your kitchen, or just somewhere that is yours really. He is dressed head to toe in highly functional black leather, and has an incredible greying mane. He smells like sweat and the sea, and inexplicably of... lavender?

And he's touching things. He's touching everything. Just casually picking up trinkets and turning them over in his hands. ]

Now this? This is neat. This is cool. What do you call this?
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ She shoots him in the face with it. It goes CCTZZOW. Also it knocks him off his feet and throws him back several meters. And he won't be able to see for a minute. And it hurts like fuck. She didn't give him the whole charge, though. She doesn't want to knock him out, because then she'd have to carry him to get him out of her apartment. ]

A gun.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ While he's busy rolling around, she picks her spare charge pack back up and sticks it in the charger. ]

... look, guy, I know I have a big hole in my wall, but I really need you to go have your trip somewhere not here.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
What.

[ She squints at him. ]

It doesn't even have a rutting shower.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I don't know if you're crazy or brain damaged or high or came here through a portal from another world or what but I absolutely do not have time to explain basic hygiene to you.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Congrats.

[ She's grabbing him by the elbow and towing him towards the door, literally inhumanly strong. ]

Come on, out you go.
Edited 2022-04-03 03:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's antique.

[ cars exist and fly now, grandpa. ]
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ she rubs her face ]

Hey, wanna see a sort-of talking purple six-armed monkey with bug eyes?
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ok well. We hafta take a walk, then.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ God, fine, she's leading him out onto the street. Through the door, not the big hole. They have to go down some steps, and then they're out onto the pavement of a futuristic shitty-ass slum. The buildings tower so tall around them that they literally block out the sky. Down here at ground level everything is dilapidated and flammable looking and awful. There is also a river. It matches the rest of the surroundings in horribleness. Fray strolls confidently past various sketchy-looking residents, occasionally waving hello or trading quick verbal barbs, but mostly she's heading out with purpose towards an alley that is more like a tunnel. ]

So... what's your name, anyway?

[ She sounds kind of resigned. Sometimes a nutcase klepto with a huge beard wanders into your house and you just have to adopt him and take him to see your monkey because it would be irresponsible to leave him to his own devices. ]
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi.

[ She gives him an ironic little wave. ]

Mel.

What were you doing in my place, Ed?
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not rob me, asshole, I'll stomp you into the river.
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[personal profile] whatsaslayer 2022-04-03 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesu.

You wanna do this? Try it. Let's get it over with.

[ She's always good for a fight. ]

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