finefuckery | Serpentine Horizon continuations

An astoundingly gutsy choice. Then again, I do have an objective for fucking.

Ooh, yeah, the objectives are on the little things, aren’t they?

Read me mine?

I suppose I can pry my hands off you long enough to check. [he sounds SO aggrieved as he pulls up the tablet.] Genius little thing. Must be absurdly difficult to build for what it does. Ah, here we are. Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. You are forty or fifty years old and you don't need this. Team Snail, six feet. Same as me. Your profile simply says "Mad Lad."

[skimming the objectives, the taboos, smiling]

[wait. stops smiling]
[whew]

My. These are spicy lists, Captain Teach.

Edited 2022-05-25 05:28 (UTC)

What, man, don’t leave me in suspense here!

Let's see, let's see. Well your objectives are simple. It's just "suck dick" five times over.

[ pulls the tablet out of his hands ]

[ fuck I can’t read ]

Edited 2022-05-25 05:40 (UTC)

Do you think I would lie to you? About something like that, at a time like this?

Ah, yeah. Absolutely.

[clucks his tongue.]

Worth a shot. Alright, fine. It actually says "eat ass" five times over.

I will put you over my knee. You think that’s not still on the menu?

I'm shaking in my boots, old man. Though that's interesting. Consensual violence is on there and here you are, fully after it.

Edited 2022-05-25 05:52 (UTC)

Don’t tempt me.

[ rrrrreaches around to grab an ass cheek in one hand and squeeze roughly. ]

Go on, read the rest.

[Balthier wasn't expecting to get hard again tonight, but alright.]

Wearing fancy clothes is another. Using fancy cosmetics. Having your hair cared for. And stabbing and maiming.

[ well he likes all of that but- ]

. . . fancy clothes?

They've certainly given you a lot more opportunity for some of these than others.

[ sigh! Kneads his ass contemplatively. ]

Suppose I’ll just have to lean into the maiming. Well what else is new?

Edited 2022-05-25 06:18 (UTC)

[rolls his hips with a purr, leaning into the pressure.]

Mmmmm, I can imagine clearly now how our first meeting might have gone if we were opponents. I'll be honest, I think I prefer you on my side.

Aaaah, we still had our fun.

But yeah, this is pretty good.

[he hums, just sllowwwly humping back on his leg.]

Your taboos, on the other hand. Being stabbed. Cutting your hair. Hurting teammates. Facilitating or otherwise participating in auto-cannibalism. And one still hidden. Very specific on that last one.

. . . Well I’m not very well going to eat myself.

One less thing to worry about then.

There’s the silver lining.

How’s your list?

[he sighs, automatically clicking on Snail and then himself on his tablet despite not remotely needing to, and he seems a lot more interested in humping Edward. He starts listing before he even looks at it again, kissing Ed over his shoulder and purring.]

Fucking, as I said. Stealing, and engineering. And being helpful and telling the truth. Eating ass is a taboo, so we can assume taboos are beneficial to our dear snake when I break it incessantly.

[ yes, yes, he is being good and he gets this thigh slid between his own ]

Oh, yeah, yep, no stopping you from that.

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