[he sighs, automatically clicking on Snail and then himself on his tablet despite not remotely needing to, and he seems a lot more interested in humping Edward. He starts listing before he even looks at it again, kissing Ed over his shoulder and purring.]

Fucking, as I said. Stealing, and engineering. And being helpful and telling the truth. Eating ass is a taboo, so we can assume taboos are beneficial to our dear snake when I break it incessantly.