I suppose I can pry my hands off you long enough to check. [he sounds SO aggrieved as he pulls up the tablet.] Genius little thing. Must be absurdly difficult to build for what it does. Ah, here we are. Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. You are forty or fifty years old and you don't need this. Team Snail, six feet. Same as me. Your profile simply says "Mad Lad."

[skimming the objectives, the taboos, smiling]